I LOVE ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE & BLONDE Hoodie
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The ultimate layer for the modern contrarian: soft to the touch, sharp in its delivery.
A soft, midweight hoodie that speaks with quiet confidence. The clean, high-density fabric and minimal front branding make room for the bold, typographic message on the back—a vertical stack that reads: "Everything I Love is Illegal, Expensive, or Blonde." It’s a sardonic wink to the high-stakes lifestyle, designed for those who move through the library, the café, or the airport lounge with an insider’s perspective. With a relaxed silhouette and a structured hood, it’s the piece you reach for when you want to stay comfortable without losing your edge.
Product features
- Durable side seams for long-lasting shape
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring and metal grommets
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands or stash essentials
- Medium-heavy 280 g/m² fabric blend (cotton/polyester mix) with tear-away label
- Loose, true-to-size fit with WRAP, Sedex and PETA certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.